{"id":3682,"date":"2011-01-12T19:48:49","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T19:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreygeorge13.wordpress.com\/?p=52"},"modified":"2011-01-12T19:48:49","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T19:48:49","slug":"january-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/2011\/01\/12\/january-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"January Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Heard the old joke….”Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder’s wife?….(Well, neither has he)”….Not really that funny, but it makes me laugh….Funny thing, Humor….If Stevie’s in the room and laughs, it’s all cool….seems like it’s all about not <\/em><\/strong>hurting someone else’s feelings–and I like that actually….that’s\u00a0not a bad\u00a0thing….That’s why it’s so much fun joking around with family, because they can all take a joke, and we all know each other well enough that nobody gets their feelings hurt….<\/p>\n

OK, here’s another one….Guy walks into a doctor’s office with a duck\u00a0on top of \u00a0his head….When the doctor comes out, he says ‘What can I do for you?’….and the duck says: ‘Hey Doc, can you get this guy off my ass?’….(rim shot)….My dog is laughing anyway….The dog\u00a0seems to get all my jokes, which is disturbing….\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

This sure beats talking about architectural illustration, don’t you think?\u00a0 Besides, I don’t know any architect jokes….actually I take that back–I do\u00a0know one….When asked what he would do if he suddenly bacame a millionaire, this guy thinks for awhile, and finally says, ‘I’d practice architecture until all the money’s gone’….If you’re not <\/em><\/strong>an architect, you probably won’t get that joke….Then again if you are <\/em><\/strong>an architect, you may not be laughing….<\/p>\n

Here’s an old person’s joke….An older guy’s playing golf with his wife, but he has trouble seeing the ball nowadays–can’t find it even in the fairway anymore because of his eyesight….so his wife says, ‘Why don’t you ask your older brother to play with you because he can see better?’….So he takes his brother out with him next time they play, the guy hits his drive and asks his older brother, ‘Well, did you see it OK?’….’Oh, yeah, his brother says’….so they walk out to find the drive, and they can’t find it in the fairway anywhere….so the guy says to his older brother, ‘OK, so where’s the ball?’ (exasperated)….and the older brother says, ‘I can’t remember’….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heard the old joke….”Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder’s wife?….(Well, neither has he)”….Not really that funny, but it makes me laugh….Funny thing, Humor….If Stevie’s in the room and laughs, it’s all cool….seems like it’s all about not hurting someone else’s feelings–and I like that actually….that’s\u00a0not a bad\u00a0thing….That’s why it’s so much fun joking around with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","wds_primary_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-fun-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}