{"id":33,"date":"2010-03-26T16:01:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T16:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffreygeorge13.wordpress.com\/?p=33"},"modified":"2010-03-26T16:01:41","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T16:01:41","slug":"colonoscopy-and-basketball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/26\/colonoscopy-and-basketball\/","title":{"rendered":"Colonoscopy and Basketball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll take &#8220;Events that Happen\u00a0When You Turn\u00a050&#8221; Alex, for $1,000&#8230;.That&#8217;s right&#8211;the answer is &#8220;Colonoscopy and Senior Basketball&#8221;&#8230;.Fun, fun, fun!\u00a0 At least the basketball part, anyway&#8230;.Actually, there is another relationship between the two, as during the colonoscopy, it feels like something the size of a basketball is used in the process&#8230;.But I digress&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s stick with the basketball portion of this discussion&#8230;.\u00a0I just finished my third season playing basketball in a recreational Men&#8217;s Senior (50 and Over) League&#8230;.and I enjoy it more each year&#8230;.<a href=\"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bball2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-36 lazyload\" title=\"Photo of basketball\" data-src=\"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bball2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"110\" height=\"111\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 110px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 110\/111;\" \/><\/a>I was never much of a basketball player growing up&#8230;.Oh, I was into sports, just not basketball&#8230;.I think it had more to do with the fact that I did not make the team in 7th grade, and the fact that the other kids in my neighborhood were better\u00a0basketball players\u00a0than I was&#8230;.So, &#8220;Tell me Jeffrey, have you always been such a sore loser?&#8221;\u00a0 Guilty as charged&#8230;.I stuck with baseball, tennis, track &amp; field because I was better at those sports&#8230;.But&#8230;. ever since I talked myself into going to the &#8220;Basketball Try-Out Night&#8221; three years ago, I&#8217;ve had a blast!<\/p>\n<p>I ask myself, why is it so much fun to play basketball with a bunch of old dudes\u00a0that are\u00a0<em><strong>way<\/strong><\/em> past their athletic prime?\u00a0 And the answer is, &#8216;I have no idea&#8217;&#8230;.But it is&#8230;.<a href=\"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bball31.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-39 lazyload\" title=\"basketball court\" data-src=\"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bball31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 150px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 150\/113;\" \/><\/a>Maybe it&#8217;s the cameraderie&#8230;.or the competition&#8230;.or the challenge of a new sport for me&#8230;.Anyway it&#8217;s thoroughly enjoyable&#8230;.For me, it&#8217;s fun to play &#8220;The Big Man&#8221; at the center position at 6&#8242;-1&#8243; tall&#8230;.Sometimes I wonder how that keeps happening, that I end up playing center (of all things) for my new team each year, but I think it&#8217;s because I can jump&#8211;something most guys my age either cannot do, or do not want to do.\u00a0 So I get a chance to pretend I&#8217;m Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (I almost slipped and said Lew Alcindor) and put up the &#8220;sky hook&#8221; every now and then&#8230;.Jostling around with a handful of sweaty\u00a0dudes may not be your cup of tea, but I like getting out there on the court and competing among friends for bragging rights, and possibly the season title&#8230;.<a href=\"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bball4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-38 lazyload\" title=\"basketballs shooting\" data-src=\"https:\/\/finearchitecturalillustration.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/bball4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"131\" height=\"74\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 131px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 131\/74;\" \/><\/a>Actually you&#8217;d be surprised just how athletically-skilled and conditioned some of these guys can be\u00a0in their 50&#8217;s&#8211;as they take you to the hoop&#8230;.I&#8217;m still hoping to win it all one year, but&#8230;.No matter what the outcome, you end up with a group of great buddies and you get some exercise at the same time&#8230;.Walking out of the gym following the last game of the season, with another\u00a0year ending up in second-place, I find myself mumbling the predictable &#8220;Wait &#8217;til next year!&#8221;\u00a0 At least with the colonoscopy, I know it won&#8217;t happen for another five years&#8230;.Maybe by then we&#8217;ll be in first place!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll take &#8220;Events that Happen\u00a0When You Turn\u00a050&#8221; Alex, for $1,000&#8230;.That&#8217;s right&#8211;the answer is &#8220;Colonoscopy and Senior Basketball&#8221;&#8230;.Fun, fun, fun!\u00a0 At least the basketball part, anyway&#8230;.Actually, there is another relationship between the two, as during the colonoscopy, it feels like something the size of a basketball is used in the process&#8230;.But I digress&#8230;. 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